Awe Maw Brown .....

"Awe maw brown,
Is ma dinner no
ready.?"
"No it's no ready just new
Awe me so hungry canny wait".
"Me belly's rumbling can i no have a biscuit."
"Na you canny or you're want mere."
"But I canny wait am so starving."
"Well you're just need to wait mere Laddie."
"Awe then can a please hay a drink o milk."
"Oh go on then but Dinny drink out of the bottle
Or we come down with that awful disease, of yours
The common cold" ....."
"Mm-mm that food smells so gawd.
"Keep your dirty bleeding hands off
until i serve it up.."
"Oh eek theirs a mouse in wooer house."
"Oh for goodness sake chase the blighter out.".
"Ma I canny the mouse as run in the hole."
"Oh for goodness sake sit lad and eat your dinner before it burns."          
  

Reviews

[Marie]

This is clever...I like it...

[ROSALIND]

I thought I'd try something different, I wrote another one called Maws breakfast......thank you :)