MORE LAUGHS FROM POOR OLD MR KETCHUP

Mr ketchup made his way down to yellow market to buy some ant killer. Well that's torn it now he thought" I seem to have forgotten my purse Then to his surprise Mr Ketchup bumped into a friend of haggis called Neaps. Hello" Neaps you couldn't do me a favor please can you lend me a couple of pound for ant killer? Because ants have raided my kitchen, Why that is terrible and Neaps looked into his rack sack and pulled our some change here you are. better run now ketchup or you're miss the yellow market and before he had a chance to say goodbye off he went quickly into the distance.

Poor old Mr Ketchup ..
Puffing and panting strolling up Yellow market lane he stumbled upon some half price ant killer
he could not believe his luck he must have been his lucky day, after all this it hasn't been such a bad day
after all. Just then he spotted haggis near by in a crowd and to his surprise haggis had bought him
a new red duffel coat .
Why thank you very much replied Mr Ketchup this has truly been a most exciting day one that I will
never forget .
Well thank goodness for that Mr Ketchup had a better day      
thank goodness for that  said Haggis.
and sighed with relief.

Reviews

[Marie]

I'm glad poor Mr. Ketchup finally found himself in some luck.