WTF!?!?!?!

WTF!?!?!?!

A Story by LazerRays
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I wanted to put my point of view in life online... #whatever

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Lets Start with WTF...... ok?? 
my family is french... yup. My French Name is Sarée, my english is Sarah.... ok.
But thats not important. Not really. this is my Post on demand

My Post On-Demand Is about how to get out of doing Post On-Demands

In this Thing you will learn how to get out of doing Post On-Demands like a boss.

WARNING THIS IS FULL OF NONSENSE AND STUFF THAT CAN GET YOU SUSPENDED IF YOU DON’T WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE I SUGGEST YOU SKIP THIS POST ON DEMAND

This Guide made by SARAH ALLEN will be the best thing since McDonalds drive thru's. And if you don’t understand, This is an introduction.

The Easiest way to get out of post on demands is to skip school. If you suck at skipping school then fake sick or have your older sibling (who’s playing along) call the school and say you have a doctor’s appointment. If you want more harder levels of not doing post on demands you can come to school for all of your classes and go home sick before L.A (Language Arts)  or the opposite, come to school late. An Even MORE advanced level of skipping Doing On Demands is well…. Remember your OLDER sibling who faked called the school? Well didn’t you sibling do the post on demand? Ask them for it (MAKE SURE THEY DIDN’T HAVE THE SAME TEACHER AS YOU!!!) or you can buy a post on demand off Ebay. If you hate post on demands SOOOO much you can A.) Throw your laptop out the window and blame it on muscle spasm B.) Run out of the classroom screaming you’re having a heart attack or C.)  Pretend to faint.

There ya go. In my conclusion (this is my conclusion)  that this is how you get out of Doing post on demands and sorta getting suspended for it. But what can i say? I Certainly didn’t get out of it :(

© 2016 LazerRays


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HAHAHAHA MUSCLE SPASM
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Added on October 3, 2016
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Spit truth, bleed emotion, fight for love, hold to your morals



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Old username: Sarah_Allen_Poe am a former stimulant addict who has found new life and meaning through psychedelics. I enjoy late night longboarding, cooking, astronomy, DDR, retro video ga.. more..