MY OTHER ONDEMAND!!!! TEACHERS LOVE ME!!!

Sarah Elizabeth Allen wuz here!!!!!!!!!! #YOLO #Bro

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*BANG*   *AHHHH*

Stick figure Violence: has it gone too far?!?!

Once upon a time in my very boring life of wonderous stuff like sleeping, eating and sleeping again i decided to…. Do…. interesting…. Stuff…. Like…… umm….

IDK. OH!!! I KNOW!!!! Once upon a time in my super mega amazing life of stuff like sleeping, eating and sleeping again. I decided that maybe I should write a super mega amazing book about myself in LA class. So it started out when I walked into the classroom and found the book “operation yes” on my desk. So i picked it up and gave it to my teacher named Mrs Keleher or however you spell it. That's when i jogged over to get my notebook and waiiiiiiiited for boring, slow, annoying people to hurry up. I grabbed my notebook (finally) and started to head back to my desk. The loud voice of the teacher cried “you only need a book and your laptop!!”  How ironic!! Then i sat down and pulled out this very document ad started to type “Sarah elizabeth allen wuz here!!!!!!!!!!!!! #YOLO #Bro” yes, my full name is sarah elizabeth allen, and yes, my initials spell SEA. after writing this document, i started to feel someone was watching me. Yup. that girl named eve who's a college person at "so and so" college was watching my screen and taking notes. New achievement: being studied. What's my next achievement? Lunch time!!! Anyways that feeling does not leave me so I turn around and look at her like “Whooo hoo…. I’m a test rat” and she’s like “oh. Hey. just watching your screen. Don’t mind”. Then i turn back to this. Then i do something more interesting… I pull up spotify. #like a G6!!!! #Note on my music Ms collage person!!!! VICTORY!!!!!!  See? My life consists of music!! All varieties!! I like Skrillex, katy perry, Luke bryan, Ariana grande!!!!!! And don’t forget FALL OUT BOY!!!! I should find a song with a chorus that says “I’M A FREAKING TEST RAT!!!!!! OHHHHHH NOTE THIS!!!”

Or something. Next song, ‘The Hills’ by the Weeknd. I even made a totally awesome dance move for that!!! (Ahem Bad word alert Ahem) Another thing….. I’m not allowed to have a spotify. Oops. my bad. No wait, i don’t regret that. Still being tested. She’s going to be here till lunch.

OMG i should play ‘Watch Me’ in honor of her taking notes on me!! Watch me whip!! Now watch me Nae Nae!!! Ohhh oh oh oh watch me!! MY life question in this very longgggggg story is “what’s the next song?”  I also wonder what she’s writing about me. Or this school. Or the teachers. Or my friends at lunch. (sorry for scaring you with my hyper-crazy friends collage person) man…. Shes writing like…. 50 pages!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA she doesn’t know i'm taking notes on her!!!!!!! MWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  It’s a good thing she doesn’t follow me to french class. She’d be taking notes like “ this kid pronounces bonjour like BON JOur instead on bon-jour” or even worse… Gym class. EWWW i have gym today!!! So anyways back to my interesting A+ worthy story…. Im sitting here typing right? That college student is still taking notes right? (probably bored out of her mind… can’t blame her) when i notice kids closing their laptop lids and smiling with that “HAHAHA YA LOOOZERZZZZZZ!!!” smile. That makes me giggle for some reason. I giggle like “hahahahahahahahaha i get to listen to music more, ya LOOOOOZERZZZ!!!!!” my lifes like this. OHHHH I’M DONE!!!! I WROTE A PAGE!!!!!!!! #sarahallen is signing out #go away #Done!!! #SEA #brooooo #YOLO

Author's Note

LOLZZZ DONT TEACHERS LOVE ME!?!?!?!