Fat Santa

Fat Santa

A Poem by R.G. Bennet
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Limerick

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There once was a Santa so fat
His head was too big for his hat
In the Chimney he stuck
An escape? No such luck!
And a fire was going at that

© 2012 R.G. Bennet


Author's Note

R.G. Bennet
Discovered this little Christmas limerick I came up with a few years ago. Figured I'd post it just for the fun of it. Hope it makes some of you smile!

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Ha ha, limerick perfection, I love christmas poems and this really tickled my funny bone, classic, witty and one for the ages ^_^

Posted 13 Years Ago


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Nice Christmas limerick! It made me feel like Christmas was coming..

Posted 13 Years Ago


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Did he get stuck before or after delivering the presents?

Posted 13 Years Ago


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Haha wonderful. Thank you for this limerick! :)

Posted 13 Years Ago


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This. Made me laugh. The humor that was put into these few words is really a treat.

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R.G. Bennet

DFW, TX



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I've been in love with reading and writing from a very young age. Books have always been an escape for me, my constant companions, the characters my best friends, their world my haven. It is my gr.. more..