Timbeck'E'd

Naan-sense

In the land of Timbeck’E’d,
There lives a man who lies all day unfed"
He’s there all night ’neath the timber,
Softly lost in royal slumber. 😴™

There, nein clocks dare not pass-e-nine,
Ticking slow in drowsy time,
So the forever Sleep-ed-ifine-
He eats, he sleeps, he naps and then
Dreams a dream and naps again,
Goes to work past half-e-ten
Skiddliy-baddily-loo-blinglen- every when. ⏰🌀

“Alrighty!” he GREEEETS each guest,
Warm and wide with lazy zest,
With crumbs and dreams upon his vest.
He eats, he sleeps, then sleeps some more…
And somehow’s loved for it, of course! 😌🍞✨

Author's Note

Yeah the emojis are intentionally intrusive non aesthetic

Reviews

[FlatDaddy]

Okay, kid, enough now! First, you write me under the table with your soiffy piece about childhood, then you do it again here! Now, this! This is some top-level schtick! "Warm and wide with lazy zest, With crumbs and dreams upon his vest" just rolls of the tongue with lazy pride. Nice work!

[S€H@J]

Thanks and once again LOVE THE SPIRIT
PEACE,
(sorry for the caps btw I do it whenever I get happy 😊)

[FlatDaddy]

I thought perhaps you believed, for some odd reason, that I was deaf, but no, so cut the caps, my new friend. What I am is old. Old and poor, so if you want to leave a tip in your responses, that would be lovely. Just a dollar or two, maybe slip them innuendo, slide it open a bit, I'll find it...

[FlatDaddy]

And I noticed I dropped an "f" somewhere up there, but I lefft an extra one here, so maybe you could put it up there where it belongs, thanks.