Happy Harry the Hit Man

In the land of the Gangsters

Happy Harry the hit man

Was strolling in the park one day

He had his three thousand dollar fee

To gun down a fool like me

But I was coy and shy

I spit mud in his eyes

His eyes got so bloodshot

He could not see I had my bullet proof vest on

That day no one was going to hit me

I was not the bull eyes Happy Harry

Thought I would be

I carried my pride on my shoulder

My heart grew large in my breast

I had on my bullet proof vest

There wasn't going to be a whole in my chest

I was a person Happy Harry would miss

He would have to strike me off of his list

For I was in my prime 

Happy Harry should be doing time

You know what he was trying to do to me was a crime

I just wanted to teach him a lesson

That I wanted to live to collect on my pension

Live happily in my old age

With Grand Kids and my daughters who love me

But me and Happy Harry didn't see eye to eye

As a lawman I know that was no surprise

Old Harry was on the outside of the Law

and I was paid to stop any criminal actions

Now Happy Harry was public Enemy number one

he thought he could out run me and have his fun

There was a time I was out gunned

But by now we evened the score

No room the amateur in this fight

I blow to the head

and life is over and your under the ground

But I would rather stick around

To see Happy Harry in Sing Sing

Would make my grin so wide

that you got Happy Harry off the streets

And All Law Men can get some sleep

 

Reviews

[MandaBear]

Well the title was interesting! I am glad a clicked on it. What a great story. I was really fun to read and funny. Great job!

[Miss Sharon]

Wow...what a tale you weave! I like it a LOT. You held my attention to the end. Bravo my friend. ~Sharon

[Valentine]

Becoming a story teller are we? Different write for you. Valentine

[wordman]

great poem smitty,a hit man cat cool

[Jamestown]

Really cool piece here friend, you are showing a different side of your poetic
ability, enjoyed reading this and thanks for sharing, b-blessed!