Bologna Sandwich

I saw them ride in on a Tuesday

Majestic, it was.

Tuesday it was when I saw them ride in

It was majestic.

Please, don't eat my soup.

Not cool, dude.

My soup! Don't eat it!

Dude, not cool.

Thanks, I like this show

It's very entertaining.

I like this show, thanks

Very entertaining, it is.

Why do you ask?

Are you feeling okay?

Huh?

What's wrong?

I need the remote

I don't want to get up.

Where's the gun?

He's not getting away.

I'd like to talk to you about something

Alright let's hear it.

I can't live with this any longer.

I need to die.

Make me a bologna sandwich.

...

Oh.