The Utah-MAGA Connection

This is an essay about my home state quickly embraced the MAGA movement.

It should not surprise any voters in Utah how completely the local Republican party embraced the MAGA movement. After all, the citizens of the Beehive State have been subjected to an ultraconservative theocracy since July 24th, 1847, when the so-called Mormon pioneers invaded Mexico to steal the land and resources from the ingenious people, similar to the so-called pilgrims invading the New World on December 21st, 1620. Present-day critics have offered a theory that neither of these groups was escaping religious persecution; instead, these cowards were fleeing situations they could no longer control. 

It has been suggested by certain scholars that the MAGA Cult and the Cult of Joseph Smith of Lazy Dumb Sheeple have a similar origin. Both were created and led by pedophile con men. The foundations of each are based on literature that is not based in reality, and no one claims authorship. The leader demands complete unquestionable loyalty from their followers and promises consequences to their critics. 

This particular form of devotion is demonstrated when the Republican members of the Legislative Branch, along with the Republican-appointed members of the Judicial Branch, shove the collective heads inside the lower intestines of the elected head of the Executive Branch. In the case of Republican members of the Utah State Legislature, they demonstrate devotion to their leaders; they grant first-refusal rights to the General Authorities on any bill before it is referred to committee. 

The major drawback to those in public office performing a group colonoscopy to a dictatorial head of state is that they can no longer see and hear what their constituents need and want. It is even worse for the Utah constituency because they are exploring the rectum of two masters. After all, there is the danger of them either suffocating or contracting a toxic infection. 

Now, if the Christian Nationalists want to gain a foothold in Utah, that might prove to be a little difficult. There is a rumor among Utahns that there is an uneasy alliance between the General Authorities and the Vatican about how the territory is divided. 

Author's Note

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