The Bodily Function

Quite crude, but just a bit of fun. You've been warned!

 

I had eaten something earlier

It made me feel quite ill,

I was itching I was sweating

And I couldn’t quite keep still

 

I was in a business meeting

All posh men in suits

I felt my stomach rumble

And knew I was going to toot

 

The exit was too far away

The meeting far too key

I moved my leg and leant a little

Tried to out it silently

 

The meeting chair looks straight at me

In my bad state it made me jump

And as I moved, I winced, and then

I let out the world loudest pump.

 

To my left a man had sniggered

To the right a woman gagging

I went so red I wanted out

If at home id have been bragging

 

I didn’t know quite where to look

The whole room stared at me

The shame it lasted for a lifetime

The smell didn’t, thankfully

 

The meeting chair called for a break

‘It wasn’t me for sure’ I lied

I went straight home hating myself

That was the day my manners died.

Author's Note

Don't take this one too seriously :) it was just a bit of fun, and lets face we're all human and we've ALL been there!!!!

Reviews

[Ryan D. Mosley]

Haha. I like the note at the bttom bro, "Don't take this one too seriously." That's exactly how you have to look at some writing. Writing comes from all corners of the world, and yours seems to come from a seemingly unmatchable sense of humor. Very funny poem. It's almost low brow but yet extremely hilarious to a witty degree. Great poem bro, keep it up.

[LadyNaida]

This is very funny. I like it!

[The not so Red Baron]

Hahaha that'll have many business men nodding with agreement because I'm sure they've all been there before! This was very funny, my friend. Also, thanks for your review. I'm glad you enjoyed my story.

[Erik Bailey]

lolz

[Melissa Kesead]

Very funny. Thanks for taking the subject on!