So I started shooting the lexicographers when they insisted that vowel has more syllables than foul

A haiku of homicidal rage

Chasing syllables
Over a dark horizon--
Zapping their diphthongs.

Author's Note

Low brow.
Loki.
Lowku.

Reviews

[Eileenws]

This is funny. I relate to the title. The English language is so complex. I hope to see more humor from you.

[Dennis A. Clark]

What if you were to include diphthongs within these lines?

Also:

I saw U in a diphthong.

I said, "Cold?"

[Dennis A. Clark]

Haha. Pulling an Ezra Pound there.