My Bluetooth

 

My bluetooth

 is uncouth

I can't get a word in edgewise

It goes in and out

 often makes me shout

So that they can't hear my lies

 

My bluetooth

is uncouth

It's like a rider looking for a date

It's not discrete

 as it could mean defeat

You might hear me gyrate

 

My bluetooth

 is uncouth

It never fits just right

I grip and I mold

 still it starts to unfold

Buy a new one I just might

 

Reviews

[drinabel]

this made me laugh... good job.

[Mindblade16]

I forget what "uncouth" means. I haven't heard that word in a long while.