The Teacher and the Student

 

Clickety clickety clack

the teacher fell on her back

When the chick went down

up went her gown

the town had a heart attack

 

So prestine

or so it seem

She was the cat's a*s

Little boys and their wands

showed up little girls and their batons

trailer parks never moved so fast

 

Moms were enraged

While dads were disengaged

At least it wasn't the one in pigtails

But when one got tired

The other got fired

No more handcuffs against the rails

 

So much pity

In such a tiny city

made up of weary broken down souls

Except for a teacher

who became a creature

for acting out different roles