Put it in a Song

Put it in a Song
and then
before too long
It doesn't matter
if it never hits
the ladder
Just throw out
the words
let them fly
with the birds
Chirp Chirp
Chirp Chirp
constipation
becomes a burp

Put it in a Song
and then
before too long
Singing sounds
like ringing
Ching-a-ling-a-ling
for some
ding-ding-a-linging
You make the peace
poppin' like hot
grease
Before you sign
make sure it's a lease
But put it
in a Song
that make 'em sing-a-long
wearing a thong or a jock
strong enough
more power than a glock

Put it in a Song
make it travel through
time
Even watch faces like
they just swallowed
a lime
Bittersweet but oh so
neat
Aware with care
Boppin' their hair
Platinum over blonde
Blonde over Platinum
make a woman want to
call a man Madam

Put it in a Song
then when nothing else
fails
Take a walk
down a few endless
trails
Snails and snails
sniffing for tails
Nowhere to be found
by all the bloodhounds
Put it in a Song
and sing it
and bang a gong