Are eyebrows facial hair?

Child-Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
Mother-I suppose so
Child-But they barely even blow in the air
Mother-But it's hair on your face
Child-I think they're just there to take up space
Mother-You know what? Go ask your teacher
Child-Why won't you answer my question about this marvelous feature?
Mother-I don't know the answer, now leave me be
Child-If you answer my question then I'll let you go free
Mother-Just go ask your father
Father-Don't ask me! I'm too tired to bother!
Child-Does anybody know the answer to my question?
Child-You know, as parents, you all don't make good impressions