A Very Fat Cat

I sat with my huge butt on the carpet
Waiting for my master to get back from the market
He went out to buy me a huge feast
Tonight I was sure to eat like a beast
I heard the door open and pranced forward
My master just walked past me, onward
In his hand he only carried fruits
He carried lots of fresh produce
I was angry at my master and began to hiss
I scratched at his leg, obviously pissed
He shook me off and I landed splat
This position did not soothe me, a very fat cat