Jigagooey Hagger

Bunnies in blowholes in sperm whales! -Cassidy :)

Once there was a land  called Jigagooey.  People there played Shicagooey.  To play, they would dance and rip off their pants.  They sang dongs, but never songs and enjoyed games of watermelon ping-pong.  But the watermelons were blind and had lost their minds.  They were replaced with sexy paperclips that tasted like parsnips.  They spoke in p's and o's. They changed life fo sho. 

You may not play Shicagooey if you are not wearing underwear.  Yeah, we don wanna see dat.  No me gusta nada.  MY EYYEEESSSS!!!!!

"Po po opopop"  The Jigagoweyen said to the bunny rabbit.  The bunny replied "Please, stop, stop, STOP!"  The Jigagoweyen was sad and cried and cried and cried.  Then he got mad.

"OOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed and threw the bunny out into the sea.  The bunny swam to America and they called him Hagger.  Hagger lived happily ever after as the first bunny in America.

          ~The End~

Reviews

[The Winter Grey]

Haha, this was a wild and wistful story! There was something very "Alice In Wonderland" about it, to me.

[Daenerys]

bhahahahaha XD this was hilarious...it kind of reminded me of a Dr. Seuss story...nice job :)