Chemistry Notes

My version of chemistry notes

Chemistry notes…. He’s talking…. Okay…. Yeah…. Mmhm…. Okay…. Protons…. And down…. Have a document up…. Cation and anion…. Something about + and -…. Jake squared?????? Oh, two jakes get extra credit on the test…. Monatomic…. Polyatomic…. I want to go home…. Example…. I’m so tired… nitrate… I like brenna’s painting, it’s a pretty flower…. Something about copper…. Oxidation number… what does oxidation mean? I’m cold… charge…. Did he just say mini? A mini ion. No he said many. Many ions. Yeah. Yes, no, green, five, the sky. I wish I was a lion, that would be cool.  We could have examples of metals. He keeps saying um. Left and right and anions and cations. His eye was twitching and he said he was winking. He just said cat. Cats are positive, positive cations. But cats are better. Ionic compounds are composed of cations and anions.  He agrees with me about brenna’s painting. Covalent and nonmetals. Let’s see. Okay, I see unicorns and popsickle sticks. What do you see? Electrons and formula units. Four different pairs of something. It’s multiple choice. And hes writiinnnggg. Oh wow, I forgot I was cold. I remember again. Different elements… imaginary. I like using my imagination. I don’t want to balance. Chlorine. I want to go swimming now. Thanks a lot. Oxidation number again. Add up to zero. I hear the teacher in the other class. Is he teaching them how to count or just yelling numbers? Phosphate with three. Go back, correct spelling. Okay, much better. Crap we have to memorize these things. He just said die. He meant di. Like… mono and di and tri and tetra. Ughhhh my brain is bored. And I just woke up. Okay this is boring, I can’t just make myself stay awake or anything. HCl is hydrochloric acid. Lemons have acid. And I had three lemon flavored starbursts yesterday. Calcium chloride and calcium carbonate.  Can we be done? Nope. I thought so. Yeah, now get to work. Fine, sheesh. He sure likes the word binary, there are two different elements. H₃PO₄ How do you spell h? aych. Hahaha. Sulfurous acid. And phos something acid. Im smart for taking notes. Uhh sure. These aren’t really notes but I think they’re pretty snaztastic myself. He just said binary again. Why is he always wearing stripes??? How many striped shirts does he have??? Hydroxide ion. He wants to finish up, almost done. Owaignaslignd. I just made a new word, I wish I knew how to say it o.O  hehehe romeo and Juliet and DEATH MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Are we done yet??? Pleeeaaaseeee????? No. awwww…. Something about acids again. Write that down. I I did. Are we done now? Yes? Oh thank goodness. Ay caramba, just stop talking already. You said we were done I am a bunny rabbit

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Reviews

[.Lost Soul.]

This is really funny. This is what my notes look like too. ;p
~Emmy~

[IAMAWESOME]

I love these notes Taylor. Yours are so much better then mine. Do you mind if I borrow them to study for the test on Thursday?

[Once Loved Now Lost]

:)