I Wrote this In My Bathroom

Yeah, you pretty much got the gist of it there..

The fat gray cat pushes his head through the bathroom door

while I'm sitting on the toilet.
I ask him "Can't I take a piss in peace?"
He looks at me and says nothing.
I ask him "What, were you some kind of pervert

in a previous life?"
He looks at me, and says nothing.
I sigh, finish up, and flush.

After I wash my hands and dry them on my hip

I say to him "I suppose it's my fault for not closing the door".

He still says nothing,

but he rubs his rump on my ankles on the way out.