I'm a little teapot.

I'm a little teapot,

short and stout.

Yet you've broken my handle, and messed me about. 

My paint has been chipped,

there's a crack in my side. 

You have broken my handle,

you have taken my pride.

I'm a little teapot,

filled with doubt.

go f**k yourself,

I'm getting out.

Reviews

[Donna]

My favorite when I was a child! I wasn't expecting that! Lol Great job!

[L.E.Osborne]

Thank you so much Donna! I love nursery rhymes too just wanted to give it a little twist for the end!

[Abhishekizy]

Haha nice one.... The F word landed as a bomb all of a sudden. Loved it.

[Samuel Dickens]

I was thinking, "This is cute. A new version of the classic, and then #%$@!" It made me laugh, and I can definitely understand the anger at being so abused. (Don't let the kiddies see it, though)

[L.E.Osborne]

Ha ha thank you! :)

[Emily]

I loved it!
Very creative!
Keep it up!!

[L.E.Osborne]

Thanks Emily!