Santa’s Coming To Town

Santa’s got WiFi up at the North Pole,
Elf on the tablet, doing troll patrol.
Cocoa in hand, double tap tap,
Watching your stories while you take that nap.

You said “I’m asleep” at ten o three,
But you were live streaming; HD.
Googled “how to skip class.” Thought you were slick,
Santa bookmarked that...

Nice try, kid.

You post it once, now its online,
Is that a mean comment?

Not very nice...

Delete. Unsend. Think you are clear?
Santa saw what you did, and it ain't good.

Santa’s coming to town, and he’s hot as can be!
Check the trending page, he’s VIP!
He’s rocking it daily, with his sack full of gifts,
Catch him on Zoom; he’s giving free tips!

He’s got that look, the red suit, the swag,
Likes to eat cookies and take a few snaps!
His elves are on TikTok, they are all so lit,
They are posting their journey; they never quit!

Santa’s got a hashtag, #GiftsForTheFam,
And everyone’s like, “Yo, I’m a fan!”
He’s trending on Twitter, Instagram, too,
Even got a Snapchat. Who knew?!

Santa’s coming to town, and he’s hot as can be!
Check the trending page, he’s VIP!
He’s rocking it daily, with his sack full of gifts,
Catch him on Zoom; he’s giving free tips!

Santa’s coming to town, and he’s hot as can be!
Check the trending page, he’s VIP!
He’s rocking it daily, with his sack full of gifts,
Catch him on Zoom; he’s giving free tips!

Santa’s coming to town.

Santa’s coming to town.

Santa’s coming to town.

And he’s hot as can be!