Santa's Holiday Feed

You better watch out, you better not roast,
You better not troll or make a mean post;
Santa’s online, he’s checking your feed,
Liking your tweets, tracking your deeds!

He’s posting selfies with the elves in the back,
Gonna go viral; #SantaGotSwag!
Trending on Twitter, his hashtags on fire...
Sharing festive secrets to inspire!

Who’s that dude in the cheery red suit?
Trending on Insta, got the hot scoot!
Checking his list; no misbehaving, no excuse,
He’s got a sack full of gifts, and he’s got the juice!

He’s texting on WhatsApp, just hit "send,"
Slapping on filters, he’s cool like that.
Tagged on Snapchat with Mrs. Claus too,
#LifeGoals. #RelationshipGoals...

Zooming past rooftops; no WiFi required.
Sliding through DMs, his account’s on fire!
Did you see that post?
He’s sharing free Christmas tips!

Who’s that dude in the cheery red suit?
Trending on Insta, got the hot scoot!
Checking his list; no misbehaving, no excuse,
He’s got a sack full of gifts, and he’s got the juice!

Flexing some swag; on YouTube he’s live,
Santa’s been busy, he’s thriving. No lie.
Doing a TikTok; dancing on cue,
#JingleBellChallenge; and he's crushing it too!

So don’t you be naughty, don’t ghost him for long,
You will see him at midnight if you’ve been nice all year long.
Santa’s the man, with the plan and the crew,
His gifts are super cool.

Who’s that dude in the cheery red suit?
Trending on Insta, got the hot scoot!
Checking his list; no misbehaving, no excuse,
He’s got a sack full of gifts, and he’s got the juice!

He’s live streaming his trip through the North Pole,
Got more followers than a rock star on a roll!
If you’ve been naughty, you will get a DM,
But if you’ve been nice, shout out from the man himself!

So when you hear reindeer, don’t worry, don’t fear,
It’s just Santa, and he's viral this year!
He's trending online, it’s a whole new game,
When it comes to Christmas; he’s still the man!

He’s still the man!