Cupid the Hitman

A funny and less cheesy romantic poem!!!

Cupid from Galatea by Raphael

There’s a little fella flying,
He’s appearing here and there,
Striking victims at random,
He can appear anywhere!

The police put out a description…
A chubby cherub with wings…
Known to strike folk by twos!
Afflict them with love, and all that brings!

The Garda are looking for him…
The ERU have been deployed!
The Irish Army are being mobilized -
But all their plans have been destroyed!

The Gardai �" Irish police �" on the lookout for Cupid.

This funny flying fugitive,
Has got some victims more…
The authorities have given up!
And all lovers hearts are sore…

So, keep a wary eye out for him…
Police and army are advising all…
He’s shooting arrows indiscriminately…
Victims in love they fall!

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Reviews

[Cookie38]

I really loved it. Great job.

[Channele]

This made me smile and kind of laugh. It's extremely cute yet sort of haunting in a way...

[Sunni Davis]

I love this! I've always thought that little guy was evil. Never trust a flying baby who shoots arrows at innocent bystanders.

[Debbie_Philly]

This is really good... Loved it... flowed so well ... Great piece !!

[Holly Mason]

very fun to read
if I turn him in is there a reward hahah
thank you for sharing

[Tomás Ó Cárthaigh]

No reward, alas... were in a recession!!! lol
Loads more over on www.writingsinrhyme.com - theres a few links below the piece to similar verses!!! Glad you liked it!!!

[David Scott]

I fear your warning will do no good. Like knowing the astroid will fall does not change the fate of those who will live in the aftermath!
Fun poem.

[Tomás Ó Cárthaigh]

Saw online a post about a person wanted in America, and then another about Cupid striking... and presto!!! inspiration struck!!! It was fun to write... glad you liked it...