Urine Sample #300013A

Urine Sample #300013A

 

Roger T. Everyman:

A normal type guy

holding a paper sack

containing a jar,

(filled with his pee)

warm on his lap,

riding the bus

on his way to work.

His urine will tell them

(for they all want to know):

that he smokes too much,

drinks too much

and needs to lose weight.

All the same things

he can hear on late-night T.V.

for free.