Her School of Love

Her School of Love

 

I arrive ate your school of love for registration,

The campus is admiral,

Refined and fashionable,

But I desire an even more exquisite education.

See, I’ve been to many schools where my soul suffered love deprivation,

So, I pulled out my check list of mistakes to ensure I don’t suffer more miseducation.

I thought it’d be wise to talk to the professor for further insight on the school’s philosophy,

I started with Dr. Honesty, who told me, “Honestly, you will not be educated here on love improperly.”

I spoke with Dr. Ethics who told me, “Women are humans, not pieces of property.”

Recalled my checklist where it read, “Love is a process, not a phase, approach it properly.”

I then sought out Dean Mind to learn about the school’s history.

It said, “One thing about history, within it you can easily find misery,

So I ask, what is it about this school that you would like to know specifically?”

I replied, “Well, history isn’t just past, but includes future and present.

I want to know if, after I register and get accepted, will this school help me reach heaven?”

The Dean replied, “You’re a bright student and your acceptance would be a blessing.

However, there is something alarming me.”

I assured the Dean that there is not a mustard seed of harm in me,

The Dean replied, “It’s not that, but your insight on heaven, please tell me your ideology.”

I replied, “Kings and queens do not conquer worlds. Instead, they work in perfect harmony.”