Simplifying Some Sesame Street

Bannanas and organges

Bert and Ernie

Bannana + Orange = Bannange

Bannange = A very exotic fruit

So, Bert + Ernie = Homosexuality

Homosexuality = A surprising preference

to display on a PBS broadcasted

children's television show that

straight laced parents

want their children to watch because

Homosexuality + Children's TV Show = Some Very Confused Children

and some very frustrated

straightlaced parents