Poodle-do-it

A narrative sonnet about dogs and their sniffers.

Look at the flowers Poodle-do-it not that!
They say dogs have a sense of smell but no sense
For they could smell wild lavender but drat
They smell a pile the potbellied pig vents
Poodle-do-it would you like to sniff a peach?
Oh why would anyone leave that in the street?
Here, here, sniff the damn peach at least it's in reach!
Underwear? Is your nose that indiscreet?
I will not! I can not put up this such misuse
It says here in the paper dear your nose
Can smell four times as well as mine; such abuse!
If you keep it up we will not bury you
But wait four days and let your friends smell you in two!