The Statue

Kids say the darnedest things.

We had my neighbor over for dinner, and he was struggling to swallow because of the hole in his throat. My 4-year old got up and filled a glass of water for him at the bathroom sink. She watched him carefully as he took a drink and then said with disappointment, “it didn’t come out.”
I started laughing, choked on my own drink and told my neighbor, “She thinks you’re like one of those statues. We should give you a bowl and toss your naked a*s on the front lawn. Stick a hose up your a*s.”
He had to leave because he was laughing so hard he started choking.