All Points Bulletin

All Points Bulletin

A Poem by Samantha ~virginpoet

Here’s a Little Story
That Must Be Told

All Points Bulletin

Be on the lookout for Creativity

it escaped a few months ago
during the temporal shift change


When fame was being defaulted
to sheer respect rather than false reputation


His full name was :an original product,
an imaginative artistic work�" AKA
�"Creation

Estranged Creativity is of unknown height weight or mass

no physical description whatsoever

BEWARE


Its shapeless absence

makes apprehending it that much more clever

Seriously

it has vacated the area

Joined by Originality

I think in actuality
they were locked in the same
‘Brain Cell ‘and the hell if I know
if they fled together in elaborate plan

Because


!!DAMN!!


Creativity just pulled off the greatest scam


A disappearing act


Some ACT like they’ve ‘ink’ spotted Creativity


They’ve drawn a BLANK simply


barely jotted down something vaguely
resembling his alias : Ingenuity


See Creativity performed
a grand theft auto
the vehicle was Prose

and Quality hopped in --started quoting menace to society

“Look C..I’m not shooting no old scribes or talented kids”

Creativity said:

“Relax Q, I got this ya dig …now pass me a mask”

The OG Originality said:

“Ya’ll both acting like some b*****s
shut up & hit the gas”

The two hit ‘Writers Block’

jumped out half cocked
and robbed ‘Memory Banks’
bagging Talent, Skill and Experience
Originality slumped in the backseat outside
as the ‘Total Recall Cop’ repeatedly cruised on by

See I told you they were slick

sticking up office depot stores
heisting pens from paper mates, to gels and to bics

Flying through brains


Dodging

writing types
and ink w****s

Poets scribers writers

took up a search party

But Memory was at a Loss


Even ‘Special Agent Idea’
didn’t have smart ways of where to look


Mr. Copy/Biter got large
with Ms. Same Ole Thang

these two ruthless crooks

formed Bonnie & Clyde

their angle was to make people
re-write lines in their books

Little Metaphors,
small adjectives
and Young Similes
were getting abused

but the ‘Mind’
didn’t matter
he was busy
being confused

Plus he was finally nominated as President

and if you know ‘opinionated politicians’-- man
they’re crooked too or they always have
a wrong answer but never have a clue

To him Creativity, Originality, and Quality
were just common criminals

as long as the Mind could recite the alphabet
he didn’t give a damn
if ‘Food for Thought’
couldn’t get chewed

Get it


The Mind was corrupt along with the other whose whos


I heard
the word on the street was
Inspiration was a hero
but he was patient incognito
in the frontal lobe

Experience was bagged with Memory Banks

so nothing was getting mentally exposed

‘Biggie Witty ‘ran the cerebrum city with ‘C-Silly’


Yelling


“We can’t stop cuz we won’t stop...”


THINKING

THAT IS

But when they got to the Western Hemisphere of the brain

Witty was assassinated at night Creativity split his wig

Then LL aka LackLuster
took over with ‘Sir Re-Mix A Lot Repetitive’


BIG L.ogic left President Mind
a long time ago and so did Common Sense

they vowed to return to help write the wrongs
when President Mind compromised
with Creativity, Originality and Quality
to make something more positive

Sexuality was thriving well---it never choked


Testosterone & Estrogen didn’t lose one stroke

from the drought of the stolen ink pens

If anything Pheromones and Hormones
all teamed together

forming the ‘Fantastic Four Erotica Click’
which was all of them

Their motto was:


“We’re hard as dicks,
watch us cum with it,
again and again”


Depression was steadily
progressing at alarming rates


The infidel Hate

was the terrorist of Writers Block
taking over thought processes�"
blowing up ‘Special Agent Ideas’ in its wake

Imagination fell through the cerebellum cortex

it was some sort of sensory overload
an amnesia earthquake

Frustration was sick
of kissing the a*s of Ms.Takes (mistakes)

he wanted to blow his brains out
but President Mind
was true enemy
of Frustrations state

Agony was stubborn he never learned his lesson

‘Ms.
Calculations was already way off
and she was definitely stressing

All she could do to keep Mr. Copy/Bite
and Ms. Same Ole Thang happy

was to keep ‘f*****g ---stupid a*s Guessing’

Meanwhile Freestyle was imitating
what was seen by the eyes

Creativity, Originality, and Quality
warned Visual, Experience, and Quantity

At pen point blank range


“Look keep the mind pre-occupied,
make sure the same thoughts always arise”


Inspiration found his partner in rhyme

Innovation and they started to wage a counterattack

Sexuality with the Fantastic Four
Erotica Click was actually down with that


President Mind had no choice

the Cerebrum Cabinet called
‘Inner Voice’ threaten to impeach

The President was sweating

so he told the Total Recall Cops
to arrest Creativity, Originality, and Quality

By any means necessary


That even meant if they had to beg
the bounty hunter expert ‘Techniques’


Big L.ogic and Common Sense were on the fence

not knowing who in the hell to trust

Food for Thought said:

“Check this out I’m getting eaten
with Readers Digest
so you don’t want
to be around us”

Frustration and Agony
beat down Hate and Ms.Takes

Ms.Calculations quickly
‘took out ‘stupid a*s Guessing
Talent and Skill knows
how she did but they
won’t tell us the ‘exact date’

Imagination was rescued by Inspiration,
Innovation, and Techniques

LL aka LackLuster and
‘Sir Re-Mix A Lot Repetitive’
 hauled a*s in retreat

Memory was found hiding on the corner of Writers Block

protecting Little Metaphors, Small Adjectives, and Young Similes
Experience had Quantity in a sleeper hold in a dark alley

Mr. Copy/Bite & Ms. Same Ole Thang
held Depression for hostage

at their ‘base of operations’
known as ‘the Spine’
President Mind gave the order
to kill them just in time

So Inspiration told Depression to smile

his happiness made Copy/Bite ND Same Ole Thang blind

Big Witty with Special Agent Ideas
returned from the dead

to ask them:

“Are you ready to die?”


Memory was given back
to the Banks along with Food for Thought
for reserves 
the vehicle Prose
was recovered and re-fueled
by Creativity, Originality and Quality

‘Life sentences’ in the Pen they were forced to serve


Ink was the jailer

Paper was the Judge
Margin was the Warden
the Jury was Visual

President Mind nominated Freestyle
as the Secretary of Words


Oh yeah last but not least

I almost forgot Writers Block

Is presently

a thriving
Scribing
Suburb

By Samantha Campbell

© 2011 Samantha ~virginpoet


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You need to be a teacher. You make poetry come to life and open the door to making words a fun sport and activity to be done. I enjoyed the poem. I had to read a few times. Thank you for a excellent poem.
Coyote

Posted 14 Years Ago


@tammytownend funny you keep posting the same comment have you even read the poem or are you just gonna add your crap all willy nilly if you keep posting the same nonsense over and over Ill have to block you

youve already said this so what your gonna post the same review on all my stuff well have fun

NOTHING has been proven you will be sued for slander I HAVE NEVER STOLEN POETRY FROM ANYONE IN MY LIFE so believe what you like

how are you gonna feel when its been proven I AM NOT the plagiarist and you've been harassing the wrong person

have you even looked at the posting dates which proves I wrote it and posted it first or are you blind

Posted 14 Years Ago


Virgin Poet is a plagiarist. It's been proved she stole her post F**k Me in Verses (http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/VirginPoet/659866/) from a user on DUP: http://deepundergroundpoetry.com/poems/12019/ If you scroll down on the latter link you'll find this comment:

"I LOVE this poem wish I had thought of it in the way you did. You should read my poem "Devour me" cause reading ur poem makes me feel like that all over again. You know the feeling of butterflys and all that excitement that comes with it well thats how I feel when I read a good poem Thanks for all that. I think I just fell in love a lil bit"

Virgin's post Devour Me can be found here: http://www.writerscafe.org/writing/VirginPoet/659869/
She has also stolen from many other poets and remains unrepentant even in the face of overwhelming evidence. The poem you've just read with her name on it has probably at least in part been plagiarised from someone else.
To the person reading this, especially if before now you've followed Virgin Poet's posts on this site, please help fight plagiarism and flag her. Provide WritersCafe with the links and comment above. It may be tough for some of you to believe but Samantha Campbell is a thief, and unless we all pull together in exposing her lies she'll carry on stealing from other people.

Posted 14 Years Ago


It is really a great creative peace.
yoursJVL

Posted 14 Years Ago


Very creative.. I loved it.. you never fail to amaze me.
♥ Ta'Shandra

Posted 14 Years Ago


You amaze me... I love this....xxx


Posted 14 Years Ago


You have captured and bottles essense in it's rawest form, well done!

Posted 14 Years Ago



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