Smells like Internet

A play off from Nirvana's "Smells like teen spirit", Forgive the grammatical errors.

Load up on apps, a list of friends,
buy some shoes, browse fake news.
I'm so bored.......
watch 2 girls eat a t**d,
you dirty bird!!

Hello,,,,Hello,,,,Hello,,,,Hello

Behind flat screens, it's less dangerous,
selfies, dirty memes, entertain us!
Who knew crushing candy was so contagious?!

A convenience. Miss translations. An unliked status.
Profile update, how do I look? YEAAAH

HEY!............HEY..........

Download photo shop to be my best,
cropped and framed, leave out the rest.
It's fun to make pretend, I fool myself.
Play dual roles, S**t I lost my script.

Hello.....Hello,,,,,Hello.......Hello

(Repeat Chorus)

With a shot of whiskey and passion, ego's inflated.
A war of words, nothing is debated.
Hash tag oh f**k, can't unsend,
the list is shortened by one friend.
Oh well, whatever, nevermind,
let's still Instagram.

A corrupted file!!!
A corrupted file!!!!
A corrupted file!!!!!