how the sky came to be

The true story of why and what the sky is.

once, there was a flying cow, and a guy with a chain saw that never ran out of fuel. This guy chased the poor cow, then they arived at a maze. The cow was chased until it realized it could fly away so it did. Then it snuck up behind the guy and gored him, and then ate him. No the guy was not very happy, so , as a ghost, he chased the cow. The cow floo up and tore a hol in the syclops sky. that is the moon. They guy tore another hole and and it driped blood. That is the sun. He chased the cow, then the and cought and killed it. then the sky died from blood loss. And at night, as all ghosts do, the ghost of the sky apears, and you can see the holes where the cows hooves tor it. Those are the stars. 

Reviews

[hi]

ok that is funny,not sure what you were thinking but i like it,this made me smile,
this was a good write,but one part to me that didn't make sense and that was where did the chain saw go

[DRAGO]

he used it to kill the cow, then the story ends

[hi]

i see ok,just i dont get why the chain saw is gone but oh well

[DRAGO]

not gone, just unmentioned. It may still exist, beried in some ancient catacomb

[Keenan Angel]

Hmmm. Interesting is the only way I can fathom this. To me possibly a cocaine or acid trip was done to think up such an odd way of thinking.

[DRAGO]

what does that mean. I don't take cocain, and you looked at my work. I should comment more often

[DRAGO]

though if i did, I wouldn't say I did either

[DRAGO]

but I also wouldn't be saying this unless I was verey clever, which I am

[Keenan Angel]

At no point did I say you did cocaine. I mainly made the reference to show that's the vibe I get from the story. When people go out acid trips and see outlandish things...that's what this reminds me of.

[DRAGO]

Oh, well, misunderstanding then

[DRAGO]

can you read my dragon book

[DRAGO]

It is literaly called dragon book. But not for long... soon to e called spark sand

[AliciaB]

Wow. This is definitely the most unique creation-type story I've ever read. Very interesting.

[GalaxyGhost]

I think the first word is "once" as it would make more sense. Ounce is a measurement. I like where the story goes with mythology.

[DRAGO]

probably a typo. THe story was inspired by my brother talking about a flying cow being chased by a merderur

[GalaxyGhost]

That's a funny story, I like it.