Poem Battle #9

irony? maybe/probably

K- I truly love the Boy Scouts

I couldn't give up Venturing

but I think I'll start to shout

to hear pathetic whimperings

 

Z- Myself, I'm a runner

I'm not a camping fan,

but even my stride will blunder

when I hear a complaining man

 

K- the whining and the griping

and expectance that I'll care

for each internal strifing,

and all imagined glares

 

Z- Just please shut your whining mouth

my temperance is headed quickly south

Author's Note

And the winner is?
-K