How do you like your eggs???

As Humpty Dumpty

Got into the bath

Cupid's arrow

Shot him, in the arse.

Up he got,

And out the door

And there he saw the chicken;

Crossing the road.

"Did I come first or was it you?" He asked.

In silence the chicken crossed the road.

"Really how rude!". She thought.

Then he saw the apple of his eye

Miss Egg Eater!

With egg-luscious, devouring full lips!

To which he asked

In a deep husky egg-licious voice. 

"Would you like me poached or fried?"

To which she replied:

"I normally like my eggs fertilised!"

"But for you Scrambled!"

Reviews

[Cassie]

This is so so funny....how do you think of such things, especially the end of it??

[andrew mitchell]

Its just my warped sense of humour lol Thanks Cassie

[Ruth]

I think this is an amusing and lifting piece to read Andrew, nice to have something different to wander through...

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you poppy

[Elmarie]

Lots of fun for everyone that stops by here. Great stuff Andrew you often make me smile.

I loved Jesserose's review. Keep up the good work.

Blessings

EL

[andrew mitchell]

lol thank you El for your time.

[jesserose99]

well, we know one thing you are definitely not lacking in and that is creativity Andrew....you have a host full of characters dancing around in your head up there...there is nick the nit...Humpty dumpty...and so many others I can't count. I wonder what it must be like in that brain. I love it!!

[andrew mitchell]

Its crowded I tell you! No one wants to make a film on my writes though lol:):)

[Emily]

Great poem!!
Keep it up!!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Emily and for dropping by!

[AaronFreitas]

Classic story... love the humor buddy!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Aaron lol

[....................]

(in a Homer Simpson, drooling voice) ....agghhhhh, eggs!

[andrew mitchell]

Don't you like eggs Thomas! lol:)

[....................]

yes, I do...that was supposed to be a drooling kind of something or another :)

[andrew mitchell]

lol I love eggs! How you doing Thomas up your way!

[....................]

Good Andrew...been busy fishing (almost done for the season now) and still gardening... been behind on reading lately so have been catching up as well as trying to write the odd piece...
how are things with you?

[andrew mitchell]

We've had a rough 6 to 8 weeks with a flu bug its everywhere. I'm behind in gardening I mean 2 weeks to prune the roses then its spring! Work is work but not nice lol and I'm still trying to win lotto lol

[....................]

:) aren't we all, my friend... sorry to hear about the flu; nasty business... I am maintaining the gardens now (mostly weeding)... the berries have ripened so have been picking lots of strawberries, blueberries and partridgeberries... and lots of peas too

[andrew mitchell]

Wow sounds delicious berries with cream yum!

[....................]

i bake with them and eat them in cereal mostly...

[Jane Taylor Hardy]

LOL she knew what to reply!!

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha she certainly did, poor Humpty!

[terry smith]

sounds like we both had eggs on our minds today!! funny one.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you for your words Terry