How do you like your eggs???

As Humpty Dumpty

Got into the bath

Cupid's arrow

Shot him, in the arse.

Up he got,

And out the door

And there he saw the chicken;

Crossing the road.

"Did I come first or was it you?" He asked.

In silence the chicken crossed the road.

"Really how rude!". She thought.

Then he saw the apple of his eye

Miss Egg Eater!

With egg-luscious, devouring full lips!

To which he asked

In a deep husky egg-licious voice. 

"Would you like me poached or fried?"

To which she replied:

"I normally like my eggs fertilised!"

"But for you Scrambled!"

Reviews

[Gee]

Lol,you're proper nuts,nice Andrew,nice........

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you so much Gee! ashes to ashes dust to dust! lol

[Cherry Pepperweb]

Hmm. You must be the resident comedian. :)
Thanks for the chuckle.

[andrew mitchell]

thats a nice compliment . Thank you Cherry!

[B]

Lol

You have to take up comedy as a profession
Join a comedy club

Your tickets would sell out in seconds

You are awesome .... My day was sooooooooooooooooo bad
And now i am laughing

Thank you
Thank you
Thank you

[andrew mitchell]

My pleasure my sweet friend. have a happier day!

[alf]

Why was this not entered in the twisted contest????????? A clear winner!!!!! Love this!! good to see that mind of yours back to creating the humour. Are you related to Dr Wood???? Anyway, its not a poem I will forget!!! lUUUved it, alf

[Kelly Scheppers]

Are these pieces designed to make us hungry, cause I really have it bad right now for an egg sandwhich on a toasted english muffin! ...just saying!

Thank you for the warmth of a smile, Andrew!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Kelly ,Tell me what you like in the food stakes and I'll work around it for your taste buds only!! lol:)

[sereenaoutloud]

LOL...this is too fun!! love the first stanza and had to take a min as it completely tickled me funny! lol
Its like the cadburys creme egg advertisement "how do you eat yours" lol
Got to say..i love mine over easy so i can dunk my toast in it but if they are scrambled or boiled i only eat the egg white...i know I'm weird lol :)

[andrew mitchell]

4th Stanza third line managed to squeeze LL in lol:):)

[sereenaoutloud]

Yes LL and I noticed lol..oh and love "egg-luscious" lol

[Jamestown]

Another great piece of work!
Filled with humor and fun, I always get a kick out of your creative writing,
Thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

[613]

Haha. Wow. This was something else. I actually really enjoyed this. It was an easy read. Thanks for posting!

- Brittney

[andrew mitchell]

All my writes are easy lol. Thank you so much Brittney

[613]

Sure thing!

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Back to your whacky best Andrew with this lovely piece of off beat humour!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you John I take it, that was a Scottish grin lol:)

[John Alexander McFadyen]

'Twas indeed dear fellow, Twas indeed.