LADIES PLEASE!!!

Ladies, if you come across a man

Who is smart and handsome

Wealthy, passionate, understanding

Fixing the house

Good in bed.

Loves you when you're moody

Listening to your every word

You are his only one

I know what you are thinking

I am your one!!!

From which you

Read my poems.

Sadly, I disappoint

Please! Be reassured.

The purple haze weed

You are smoking

Is of super, super 

Mind blowing quality!!

Reviews

[....................]

It's all just a foggy haze, eh Andrew? Objects in eyes may appear better than they are... smoke with caution :)

[andrew mitchell]

A nonsense write FT but I did try It in my early twenties and it was a laugh but not for me to continue.

[....................]

I can proudly say I have never experimented with anything in drug form, except the few prescriptions Dr.s want you to take... I want to experience life with a clear head, not a hazy one :)

[andrew mitchell]

I agree! a phase my dear friends and I tried as it was the rage but then we thought nah! I don't like today's drugs fullstop as they are not for fun but to get you addicted then destroy you. I'm anti drugs!!

[Beccy]

And there I was getting quite hopeful until the third stanza. Ah well, never mind, just have to keep wishing on a star. :)


Beccy.

[andrew mitchell]

sorry Beccy It was just tongue in cheek nonsense anyway lol. Nothing profound lol!!!

[wordman]

and this is the elixir of love

[andrew mitchell]

lol..............

[Valentine]

Never smoked that stuff, so it was not me. Valentine

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Yet another brightly funny piece with a touch of droll humour.
One typo:
Loves you when you're moody

[613]

Huh . . . Lol. Don't have much to say about this one except for the fact that it made me laugh a little. (:

- Brittney

[andrew mitchell]

Lol Its the weed (grass) that you are smoking that makes you think, you have found the perfect man lol By the way I don't take drugs!

[613]

Neither do I. Lol.

[andrew mitchell]

Maybe that's why we both don't get it!!! lol

[613]

…But you wrote it? Lol.