Coming dear!

In the beginning

When she whispered

So softly in my ear.

" I have ten personalities!"

"Pick one!"

I did....  I was feeling so lucky!

But it was the wrong one!

I wanted "always the lover."

Instead I received" The Manageress" 

Got to go!

" Coming dear!"

"Yes! Nearly finished

Your first order!"

In thought:

Stop. ringing that bell!

Reviews

[Willard Wells]

One of your funniest, but I can no longer use the term, best ever. You just keep switching it up or back and I enjoy your mental ride. Well done again.

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thanks for the smile Willard. :):)

[B. Boileau]

I hope my friend you like I are rarely the subject of your work ! LOLOL

Your brother in arms...

b

[andrew mitchell]

Most times Bill!!! lol Mostly fiction for fun

[Blackheart]

The wit master waves his wand once again!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Blackheart

[V]

This one reads a little ironic again. I think you had fun writing this down. ;)

[andrew mitchell]

I like writing fun sketches on the battle of the sexes with that ounce of truth in it somewhere between the lines lol. Thank you Vanessa:)

[V]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking ;)

[Aswin R Prasad]

Lol.. You should have been more careful picking the personality! ;)
Great read! Keep Writing! :)

[andrew mitchell]

lol yes So much to choose from. Thank you Aswin :)

[alf]

Hi Andrew!!! My friend, how are you??? Love this, think it must have been a bad day for you but this result is just wonderful!!! tee hee!!!! alf

[andrew mitchell]

Not really alf but does happen lol

[alf]

sadly, yes . . .

[Matching Socks]

Lol!! :)
This earned a giggle!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Ana just silly writes!!

[Matching Socks]

I like silly writes, good to be silly every so often. We're way too serious when we grow up...

[....................]

haha... picked the wrong personality.,.. haha... poor guy, Andrew... :)

[andrew mitchell]

lol Thanks Ft