Socks!

If a sock is a sock

Why do socks need pairs?

One always gets lost!

Buy two get one free!

Who cares if they're odd

No foot is the same

Just left versus right

Or right versus left.

Petty is the correctiveness

Placed on socks

When in draws, lies

Plenty of singles, lost.

Waiting to be paired

Black with grey

grey with navy

Navy with brown

Who cares!

Sock 'em!!

 

Reviews

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Another of your little morsels of humour over the mundane aspects of life Andrew. Made me smile. Great idea to sell socks in packs of three. It may just catch on.

One typo; they're odd me thinks dear chap?

[....................]

I have socks in my drawer that have their missing partners on posters plastered all over the place... they are never coming home :)

ps, you haven't seen a black striped, ankle length, size 13 Fila have you?

[sereenaoutloud]

ok im a total cheat all just plain black socks... nice and simple!! :) lol

[andrew mitchell]

What a Smarty pants! SOL!

[marcus]

Perhaps we should have a universal sock standard set up! But they must not stink!

[andrew mitchell]

Got to be clean and mix and match I say lol

[marcus]

Apparently it's the underwear gnomes that steal the socks.

[marcus]

Why I'm still up at 2:45, I'm trying to catch one in the act!

[mattavelli]

I have a history of mixing my blacks and navies. maybe we need a "spare sock" drawer.

[andrew mitchell]

lol I just mix them now until you find one inside a t shirt from the wash!