Concerned!

After a night of love, making

He notices a photo, a man

On her bedside table

He begins to worry....

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

" No silly." she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all." she says nibbling his ear.

" Is this your dad or your brother?" he inquires

" No, no, no!!!" she answers.

" Well who is he then?" he demands

"That's me before the surgery." 

Reviews

[Kelly Scheppers]

LMAO!! High five, my hilarious friend...this one is priceless! ...and I didn't even have a clue!!!

[andrew mitchell]

LMAO too! Thanks Kelly:)

[MsJewel]

lol - I love your sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh this evening.

Julie

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Julie, makes you look twice when you visit someone's house with photos displayed lol

[Gee]

Lol,now that's as funny as ""ALL OUT BEFORE LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!"How's the media treating it in Oz.I'm on hols in Turkey.

[andrew mitchell]

Oh! On Holidays!! well!dont worry yourself it looks like its going to be a draw so you just run off and make sandcastles on your holiday! and enjoy yourself!

[marcus]

Wow, those surgeons really can work wonders nowadays!

[andrew mitchell]

I'm sure they can lol

[....................]

bahahahahaha....only because it's unexpected in the poem but I knew there was something coming, my friend :)

[andrew mitchell]

Lol You know me to well FT I just want you to spill your coffee:)

[R Smith]

funny and topical Andrew, a twist in the tail that's very humorous, great work :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Richard! lol

[Jane Taylor Hardy]

I'm with Cherry Pepperweb....and also I think Caitlyn Jenner is beautiful....but I get that you are joking....reminds me of your last funny one lol. I would always make my mom laugh and she would say, "You are a card Jane" and I will have to ditto that....you are a card Andrew :0)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you for your kind words Jane. A card I am! lol:):)

[Cherry Pepperweb]

Hmm. Very timely!
But if she's hot who cares!

[andrew mitchell]

i think some men would care lol Just a joke anyway! Thanks CP

[Cherry Pepperweb]

I figured it was a joke. :)

[Jamestown]

Very witty well done my friend lol
Thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Jamestown