About last night!

When she said...

I want to try it

Before I buy it!

She wasn't joking.

I was returned:

Wrapper broken, label torn

Cover scratched, price tag removed.

I felt somewhat dishevelled!

Reviews

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now you sit in the discount bin...that's a rough one, buddy... been there, though

[andrew mitchell]

Thanks Thomas, this write reminded me of going to thailand with my first wife and we decided to have a thai massage. Well a pretty woman came out to do my wife and I was excited till I saw a 16stone ex sumo female wrestler who through me around the room like a panda eating and bending bamboo. I came out worse for wear!

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hahahahahaha.....that is sadly (for you) hilarious (to me) :)

[andrew mitchell]

Just my rotten luck I suppose! She was dangerous and not attractive!

[....................]

the non attractive part would be okay but the dangerous part is a concern :)

[Fran Marie]

A cleverly written funny piece..

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Fran for dropping by

[Jane Taylor Hardy]

Ahhh but I bet he had a great time ;0)

[andrew mitchell]

You know everything Jane lol:)

[terry smith]

HA HA!! very funny!! I like it !

[andrew mitchell]

thanks Terry I think we share the same humour lol!