What you should know about leather dresses!

based on a old joke but somewhat refined!

Do you know that when a woman 

Wears a leather dress,

He wants to drive

Taking her in a sports car,

He's drooling, he's excited

About what's in that leather!

Oooh! la la!

He wants to juggle his balls!

His heart beats quicker,

His throat gets dry

He's getting weak at the knees

He begins to think irrationally.

Everything looks attractive!

Ever wonder why?

It' because she smells

Like a new golf bag!!!!

Reviews

[R Smith]

Hah!!! brilliant ending, golfers everywhere will love this :)

[Jamestown]

Well put my Friend, funny and fun to read
Thanks for sharing and b-blessed!

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you my friend!

[....................]

clever and entertaining, my friend :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you my friend

[Gee]

And he likes to play around with both !!

[andrew mitchell]

lol thanks Gee

[Cherry Pepperweb]

Bah! That's bull-oney! :)

[andrew mitchell]

Of course it is Cherry, a joke lol or we would all be playing golf instead of..... I don't play Golf!

[Jane Taylor Hardy]

No I say it's the gal in the leather dress not the golf bag that gets guys that way (I KNOW MEN) but clever write nonetheless ;0)

[andrew mitchell]

haha I think you do know men Jane lol whether you had leather on or something else a grass skirt perhaps they would be lining up to meet you lol. Thank you Jane . Yes I don't play golf so I know what I like lol:)

[Annie Gryphon]

haha, i like this one! A surprising ending ... and probably true

[andrew mitchell]

I don't play golf so I like the leather dresses and the mystery behind it etc lol. Thank you Annie