The message - How I work!

 The message - How I work!

The message was placed in my hands

Follow the instructions carefully.

 So I did, I read.

Warning! 

Not following instructions 

Will lead to shock or serious injury.

Don't play with my parts

unless you are authorised.

Treat with care

Don't overload!

A lifetime guarantee

So the Maker says!

Keep work area clean.

Watch what you are doing!

Stay alert

A moment of inattention while operating

May lead to serious injury.

Do not overreach. Keep proper footing

And balance at all times

This enables better control in unexpected situations.

Good luck and Godspeed! 

From the Wife

How I work!

An additional marriage supplement certificate .

Reviews

[John Alexander McFadyen]

Does that make you a 'sex slave'? Never mind; keep working at it Andrew!

[andrew mitchell]

haha john thank you for visiting

[softlyfall]

Keep your work area clean? OMG hahahahahaha
I have such a dirty mind
This is awesome

[andrew mitchell]

Haha you are spot on ! It was suppose to be naughty in nature lol Thank you softlyfall :):):) for your lovely words as usual, much appreciated.

[Mary Helda]

Huh...very clever and amusing..i will be sure to keep this in mind when that day comes or give it to my future ex.husband to be.....because i am pretty sure he wont be able to follow them

[andrew mitchell]

I know the message is so complicated for us males, being simple folks! lol Thanks Mary :)

[Mary Helda]

*chuckles*:-.)...you are welcome

[Rocksie]

Amusing read. This should be how people read their wedding vows. It could be funny but informative at the same time!

[andrew mitchell]

lol Rocksie Thanks for your kind words.

[Robert]

My wife follows instructions very well as I throw them away and do it on my own..

[R Smith]

Never could follow those instructions with flat packs so my hopes of gaining any certificate are a little low, nice work Andrew :) :) :)

[terry smith]

And that's why I am divorced, don't like to follow instructions. nice write for all the married folks out there though.

[andrew mitchell]

Haha My first wife was very very selfish. My tenth wife is much better! I mean my second lol!

[Lyingwithlions]

Great piece!! No wonder I never know how things work, the pictures don't explain much.

[andrew mitchell]

Things we were not taught at school lol!

[Gee]

Nice,should be a period clause inserted where for at least one week in every month they can get away with all manner of insane actions and utterances.A fine write my friend

[andrew mitchell]

lol Hang on! its everyday here! lol thanks Gee

[Cassie]

hahahaha...every married couple should receive this marriage supplement cert

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha Thank you Cassie I'm printing them off now!