Algebra!

Algebra!

A Poem by andrew mitchell

Algebra!
As they stood around
His death bed;
The Doctor, the Wife,
The Family.
The Doctor informed him:
"You have only moments to live."
To which the dying man replied;
"Yippee! Yippee!"
"I went through my whole life
Not needing to use algebra!"

© 2015 andrew mitchell


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haha...for years my dad always helped me with my math homework until, that is, I reached grade nine where I discovered Algebra and his last words of math help were: well, my son, you are on your own :) ...luckily I had a knack for equations :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

10 Years Ago

HAHA same FT I must admit I didn't mind alge and calculus , never used it in the outside world thoug.. read more
Morbidly funny!
Enjoyed!!!

Posted 10 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

10 Years Ago

Thank you Terry
almost all of my English students complain about how hard their math class is...constantly...

seems the hardest subject for most...i like the humorous way you portray this.

Posted 10 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

10 Years Ago

thanks J. I did algebra I know!

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andrew mitchell
andrew mitchell

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