IN THE WORLD OF WOO, wooing!

Slipping out the bathroom

grabbing my guitar

sliding over polished floors

I'm gonna be her star!

I played  with gusto

twelve strings and all

Ravel's Bolero,

that flamenco touch

to stairway to heaven

strumming  strings

grabbing my crotch.

Thrust was the guitar

high, Jimi Hendrix style

my wooing to end

on doing.......

Pete Townsend.

As my tunes rocked

on her shallow tides

she quickly withdrew

the words echoing

her distant song:

" Put some clothes on!"

Phew!

I was lucky!

I thought she was going to say

" Put your air guitar away!"

Reviews

[jesserose99]

well, I thank you for this one Andrew, because I literally was laughing out loud. it brought a lovely image to mind I am afraid I will never be able to erase. no matter how hard I may try, not that I may try mind you because I love a good air guitar. who doesn't???

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha thank you Jesse and the good thing about an air guitar, you don't need any lessons!! lol;) just clothes apparently!!

[Kelly Scheppers]

You've gotta watch those polished floors...I've seen my cats totally wipe out on mine, funny as hell! You are just too much for words, Andrew. Happy New Year, my friend! x

[andrew mitchell]

haha Thank you Kelly and Happy New Year Too My friendX

[alifeacoustic]

Picturing the scene, I reckon we might be related after all. Can just here her on the phone telling everyone you are as nutty as an explosion in a snickers factory :)

[andrew mitchell]

Its the silly season alifeacoustic hence a silly write. Thanks bro

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hahahaha...This was cute, Andrew. I got a visual lolol

[andrew mitchell]

hahaha!!! everyone has had a visual and I told myself I would not mention any dangly bits!!! Nothings sacred anymore! lol:):)

[B]

lol
we all have these moments of fame lol
always in the bathroom or coming out of the bathroom

i always play the flute
this is funny

[andrew mitchell]

WhaT!!! you play the flute nude from out of the bathroom only to entertain!! OMG!! The Art Of Woo is here!;)

[B]

no lol
thats not what i said at all
how is Christmas in Australia ??

[andrew mitchell]

lol hot but a nice quiet home one

[B]

its freezing here
i actually stopped going out
coz everytime i do
i keep thinking what on earth is worthy of this suffering lol ...... mind you sometimes its food that i need lol

[andrew mitchell]

you just need a big warm hug

[B]

Canada is all about the hugs
Such warmth ...... and so much love

[David Scott]

Ha! Got a laugh here. My minds eye hurts a little however. Yikes! I was not expecting the visual. Soooo funny and playful. I know she loved the energy you gave her in your "wooing".
Thank you for the light hearted poetry.

[andrew mitchell]

Funny thing is David if my wife or any past girlfriends for that matter did this for me they would have had my full attention lol plus applauding and pleas for encores :)

[David Scott]

I know! Right? What's up? No gratitude. 😀