"Come as you are!" she said.

"Come as you are!" she said.

When I opened her letter,

the invite read.

" Come as you are!"

I knew then

I was in trouble.

But....

         it was my birthday after all.

On arriving,

I was so "Au Naturale."

She opened the door

fell over, fainted.

Even, in my birthday suit wearing shoes

I felt overdressed.

Maybe, I should have had a haircut too.

Anyway..

             with a towel

now wrapped around me

leaning over her cushioned head,

she came too, eventually.

Until she saw my dangly bits.

Why do people peep?

I was so excited too!

It was my birthday. 

Author's Note

birthday suit means the body naked that you were born in! ie Nudie! Rudie!

Reviews

[Gee]

Ouch,got a nasty image in my mind now,lol,

[andrew mitchell]

lmao thanks Gee

[zunie frost]

wow !!!!! really good !!!! outstanding work !!!
101 points

[andrew mitchell]

haha thank you zunie lol

[zunie frost]

welcome !!!!!!

[KWP]

Oh gawd - you really take the festive season seriously - reminds me of when my dad was a wee bit tipsy one night and told me on my mums birthday me year he tied a red ribbon round his dangly bit as a gift .... Oh man ... No matter I am so messed up ... Ahhhhh ....

Man it's an Aussie sense of humour X

[andrew mitchell]

lol So sad you felt that way ! Its only fiction for a smile!:)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you KWP for your precious time!