Today's Dating!

Today's Dating!

A Poem by andrew mitchell

Today's Dating.
Just by chance 
he met her at the party.
She was sensational!
Sexy as!
She said if you like me.
Press one. 
He did.
He said. Do you like me too?
Please press two.
She did, followed by  how about a smootch!
Press five.
He did, why not!
He pressed nine
Yes count me in!
She said do you wanna make love?
Press three.
He pressed three , three times.
He said Yes if I can take your clothes off real slow!
Press four for yes
She did.
She said do you wanna see me again?
Please press eight.
He pressed  seven
No! I'm busy!
She hung up!

© 2016 andrew mitchell


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"He pressed three,three times" huh..hahaha,a very zealous guy..but this is exactly how today's dating world is. . when the guy gets a piece of you,off he goes..onto the next one...no one wants to "court" you and get to know you better and as such women have also picked up the habit of one night stands or friends for benefit relationships...its sad....well written though..you always say so much in just few words

Posted 10 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

10 Years Ago

Thank you Mary on Today's world!
Mary Helda

10 Years Ago

your welcome:-)
I think you should certainly remove that tongue from your cheek before replying Andrew. What I'm left wondering is if it is tongue in cheek or not far off from the truth of automated life today. Press CTRL, ALT, F7, and wavy squiggly line if you agree :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


andrew mitchell

10 Years Ago

lol you crack me up lorry thanks for a fun review

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andrew mitchell
andrew mitchell

adelaide, Australia



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