The end is not Grimm!

The end is not Grimm.

Arrh! Bangers and mash

on the table cold,

look so neglected.

What else is there?

Oh! Yes! Running my claw down the her skin, soft.

How succulent her breasts pert,

the thighs so tender;

just love the stuffing. 

Looking so nice

not dressed in red.

She lush, sumptuous

salubrious,.......

those imposing naked contours.

While I famished, ravenous, voracious to some.

Just weak at the knees.

A toast I do decree 

To you Little Red Riding Hood

 It"s Bon Appetit!  For me.

Reviews

[alifeacoustic]

Why, what big claws you have Grandma. The Grimm's were so aptly named, tales hidden with deeper meaning and not so well hidden meaning. *************BORING USELESS FACT ALERT> Cinderella was basically a retelling of what I believe to be a Scot's fable called Rhaishie coat, although other countries argue they come up with it. And it wasn't a glass slipper, in either version of the tale, it was a mistranslation of the word ver (fur in I think Spanish) In the Scottish version, they all started cutting off their toes to fit into the slipper of fur, which got soaked in all the blood. It was pretty gruesome. So Grimm's too should have been the fur slipper.
Thank you....History lesson over. Please revise. There will be an exam at nine am tomorrow :)

[andrew mitchell]

haha Lorry. The thing about cinderella is .....if the shoe fitted why did she lose it in the first place!!!:0

[alifeacoustic]

And why was that the only thing that didn't go back to it's original form? They just didn't think it through. That's the trouble with these stoned German wasters :)
******Apologies to any Germans. No offence intended :)

[andrew mitchell]

lol..................................