The Salesman. Have I got something for you!

The Salesman. Have I got something for you!

Gather around people.

I have something great to show you.

Now that I have your undivided attention

on removing the cloak,

I present to you ......

the Time Machine to the past!

Get your tickets!

I will take you back in time.

Visit places! Visit old friends long gone!

Yes! You will!

See your lovers past

now laid to rest

brought back to life.

Tickets please!

A once in a lifetime opportunity!

Roll up! Roll Up!

All those times, those moments special,

moments cherished you still desire.

Relive your favourites.

Fix those damn mistakes.

Rewrite history,

change your life of fate

you live today, miserably!

Call it a date with your past!

Okay! Sign up!

Tickets please!

It's all guaranteed. Here are the papers! 

Just sign here. You'll see!

To seal the deed! Hurry!

Ha! Ha!

Here's an idea folks!

Collect your lottery tickets past

and come back a winner

living in style cos you knew the numbers!

I say again!

with my pen just sign.....

the dotted line.

Travel with me,

enjoy your love ones,

rewrite your history;

they await your knock!

Release the shackles from your mind.

Let us fly to your precious loves.

Its only fifty payments of four hundred dollars!

Cheap! Cheap!

A trip of a lifetime

to yesterday past.

Undo the past with the new

change your past your future 

Relive those yesterdays back in love!

Adieu adieu!

I'll even throw in today's aftershave for men

to capture the women they desire, lustfully!

For women a new vacuum cleaner!

Yes! Free! Free!

It's all in this bottle!

Don't pass this up!

Oh! By the way do you have the time?

I've got to see the Smiths.

Encyclopedias you know!

Just between you and me!

Here's my card!

Reviews

[Great Aunt Astri]

Very amusingly written. I think you had your Muse backing you there! Good read

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you so much Great Aunt