The New Animal Farm!

The New Animal Farm!

The animal farm

once portrayed

by George Orwell

moved to the twenty-first century

now in disarray.

Controlled order led to chaos,

 as wild parties insured.

Much commotion reigned.

Stallions and Mares kicked a*s;

donkeys no more.

Cows on milk mooed,

bulls plundered in roar

exposing delights saying cheese.

The barn full of unbridled passion

was caused by a little farm book

" fifty shades of hay!"

What made this worse

The setting was all free range!

Reviews

[jacob erin-cilberto]

really comical write...loved Animal Farm, and now have a new version to love...."fifty shades of hay"---

that is unbridled----someone get me a pitchfork! please.

[andrew mitchell]

lol..................... Thanks Jacob hahaha!

[alifeacoustic]

Ha, love it. George Orwell is one of my favourite authors and as soon as Isaw this, I said to myself "two legs bad, four legs good" :)
A man ahead of his time.
Nice touch with the fifty shades of hay :)

[andrew mitchell]

He certainly had vision especially 1984. thank you Lorry