Swagarooni!

Swagarooni!

She had a swigger

in her swagger, swiggetyass

until she slipped....

onto his dagger.

Swiggityswine!.

Now it doesn't matter,

swigger swagger.

But she was..........

Swiggetysweet!

Her husband, a cracker

called Swagarooni,

lives in jail now.

No more swiggity diggity

or swiggity swooty.

Oh! Swagarooni!

Reviews

[Terpsichore]

And a great play on words it is. What a ruddy brilliant title. If it isn't a word, it ought to be!

T

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Terpsichore for your kind ruddy words:)

[Makaede Lee]

Love it, so much room to continue the story for the reader.

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Neighbour Makaede Lee :):) It was just a play on words lol that I do