An interview with Cupid

An interview with Cupid.

Welcome Cupid!

Thanks for coming!

( applause)

Good to be here!

So Cupid!

The question on everyone's hearts

at the moment.

" How long does love last?"

"Well, that depends on the arrowhead used." replies Cupid.

" Sometimes love kills!'

"If the arrowhead is too big, in too deep."

"On the other hand, a scratch can mean love won't last, sadly!"

" So there's no guarantees then?"

" No! Not at all, I'm afraid!"

Hmmh! Moving on!

I hear you're changing with the times.

"Yes! We do shower parties now!"

"Celebrating Divorces!"

" Tell us more!"

"Well, it's either a 12 gauge or a 20 gauge used!"

"Personal preference?"

" Of course!"

" Depending on how quick you want the experience to last."

"Oh! Sounds final then!"

"Yes! Very!"

" It's a Real Blast!"

Reviews

[Mary Helda]

hahahaha....Cupid is a cunning little fellow...don't we all have our questions for him!!!!...... as always Andrew,you out did yourself...wonderful:-)

[Coyote Poetry]

A outstanding conversation with Cupid.
"Well, that depends on the arrowhead used." replies Cupid.
" Sometimes love kills!'
"If the arrowhead is too big, in too deep."
"On the other hand, a scratch can mean love won't last, sadly!"
I like the above lines and the flow of thoughts leading to the strong ending. A real blast? Thank you Andrew for sharing the excellent poetry.
Coyote

[Nisreen]

Its quite funny
yet alluding to a sad reality nowadays people celebrate separations more than unions
Somewhere cupid got lost in our human madness alright ..... :P

Thanks for the share my dear friend

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you Nisreen

[Ruth]

I like that I can read your poetry and find a smile...it gives me a pause to reality...always enjoy reading you Andrew :)

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you poppy for your kind remarks!:)

[M.Babu]

Cupid! I'm sure everyone would have a few questions for the arrow bearing cretin!
Thanks for personalizing this! Put a smile on my face.
~M.Babu~

[andrew mitchell]

Thank you muchly M. Babu

[B. Boileau]

Brilliant ! ! I hope that little basted improved his aim while he was updating. The thought of Cupid gone wild... think of the possibilities !
lol. Great write, great read , one of my favorites!

[andrew mitchell]

thank you bill lol glad you enjoyed.

[Sami Khalil]

True and hilarious at the same time. Creativity mixed with fun. Applauds to king Andrew...:)..........

[andrew mitchell]

thank you sami for your kind words

[Sami Khalil]

You are welcome .....:))))))

[andrew mitchell]

jester andrew! you're the king sami

[Sami Khalil]

Lol.........

[Bear]

In the beginning, there were no rules and sex happened whenever a man felt like it. As mankind evolved women didn't like men having all the power so they created the idea of love. A few years later the idea of love had grown and everyone was looking for it and the rules of equality between the sexes was born. The women decided they wanted control so they came up with the idea of cupid, that is how they were going to take charge and rewrite the sexual rules for mankind. So I shake my fist at cupid as you interview the chubby little cherub and say curse you, curse you back to the womb you came from you demon spawn. Sorry, I apologise for the rant, good poem, sorry again but it struck me right in my caveman believes :~)
Five out of five Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!

[andrew mitchell]

wow bear what a story lol thank you!

[Einstein Noodle]

i can't laugh for crying sir! Cupid gone down the ways of the world ... :( shotguns indeed :)
E.

[andrew mitchell]

the world has changed einstein lol

[Érenn]

LMAO damn if I had missed reading this one I swear I would have regretted it. This is too good. I swear if cupid were here right now, I'd become friends with him. No seriously he's too funny XD. Would lighten up my life a lot more ^^. Awesome write, loved the interview, gotta say though It was a Real Blast (just in a different way ;) )

[andrew mitchell]

hahahahahaha thank you errenn for your kind words